Bottom line: its story may be chock full of 1980s references, but "Saturday Morning RPG" is built from the best that late '90s JRPGs had to offer. We're certainly not complaining about that!
If you were worried that "Zombie Panic in Wonderland" wouldn't translate well from the Wii to iOS, let us put your fears to rest now that we've spent some time with Akaoni's zany gallery shooter!
Imagine if Bobcat Goldthwait grew a beard, set up a concession stand on a New York City curbside, and began "cooking" by chucking meat cleavers at a stream of food and condiments tossed high up in the air. With Game Center achievements.
Pshaw, you don't need to destroy a whole planet to be called "Dangerous." Just hopping inside a starship armed with lasers, double rocket launchers, and two auto-tracking turrets - and having the freedom to attack any vessel you darn well please - should suffice to earn you that kind of label.